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3rd April 2012

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Sushitiems (Taken with instagram)

3rd April 2012

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Taken with instagram

1st April 2012

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So… street justice?

Is there really any other kind?

1st April 2012

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oh no what a terrible past few days you’ve had :( :( hope everything gets squared away with insurance quickly at least!

Progressive said I won’t get a call back from a claims adjuster until Monday or Tuesday. Good thing I don’t have anywhere I need to be all week.

1st April 2012

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Having my car’s hatch window smashed while it was parked on the street is the cherry on top of the shit sundae. Nothing was stolen, but I’m pissed and I have to leave it there on the street with a smashed window until I can get it to a repair shop tomorrow.

Right now, my expensive full-coverage auto insurance seems like the best investment I’ve ever made.

31st March 2012

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citizenblue:

feel like shit? eat a bunch of your shittiest favorite foods. fuckin eat whatever you fuckin want. get pissy, work it out, watch a bunch of your favorite tv show episodes, ignore life for a few hours.

resume being “okay” until you fall asleep then wake up and forget about yesterday.

… go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

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31st March 2012

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citizenblue:

lovelylor:

OH SWEET NEPTUNE IT CAN’T BE REAL. I LOVE YOU PLEASE COME TO ME 

is that even REALLLLL???????!!!!!

It’s like an alien trying to disguise itself as an adorable cat but is way over-doing it.

citizenblue:

lovelylor:

OH SWEET NEPTUNE IT CAN’T BE REAL. I LOVE YOU PLEASE COME TO ME 

is that even REALLLLL???????!!!!!

It’s like an alien trying to disguise itself as an adorable cat but is way over-doing it.

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31st March 2012

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citizenblue asked: hugs from the internet ;(

Thanks, Internet… Also citizenblue

30th March 2012

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Haha. Programmer Ryan Gosling. My new favorite blog.

Haha. Programmer Ryan Gosling. My new favorite blog.

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30th March 2012

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

rasputin:

“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” 

#awkward

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